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#shaving

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I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.


Clive Owen


#cabinet #guess #hardly #honestly #i

Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.


Michael Rosenbaum


#ever #head #i #more #opened

Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year's Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself.


Joan Jett


#couple #eve #happened #head #i

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.


Jack Kemp


#day #every #every day #like #looking

I shave without using shaving cream.


Jerry Stiller


#i #shave #shaving #using #without

I hate cutting my wrists while shaving


Josh Stern


#shaving-humor #wrists #humor

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.


Gary Carter


#arms #around #cream #everything #face

David and his followers taught no new doctrines, in their dispersion or when they came to power, that can be brought to countenance thee at all in shaving off thy beard.


Lord George Gordon


#brought #came #countenance #david #dispersion

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'


Mitch Hedberg


#else #every #every time #go #gonna

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.


Lou Diamond Phillips


#because #bra #clothes #eyebrows #heels






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