#shave

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#certain #child #comes #company #father

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#dress #female #great #impersonator #off

I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world. ↗

— Gedde Watanabe

#did #film #had #head #i

I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last person in the circle, and when it got to me I played 'Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits' - in front of all the parents. Blew the crowd away at five years old. ↗

— Jack White

#away #bits #blew #circle #crowd

They shaved my head, eyebrows. This is not a sci-fi picture. It's not a fantasy picture. You're dealing with something that's supposed to be in reality. But we had a genius makeup artist. ↗

— Rick Yune

#dealing #eyebrows #fantasy #genius #had

They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe. You see, you balance yourself a certain way and this toe had grown under the other ones. So he cut it loose, where I could balance myself and it makes me walk straight. ↗

— Merle Haggard

#bone #certain #certain way #could #cut

A good lather is half the shave. ↗

— William Hone

#half #shave

You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me. ↗

— Peta Wilson

#head #me #need #shave #you

I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy. ↗

— Asia Argento

#because #boy #even #father #head

I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter. ↗

— David Ginola

#flowing #head #i #locks #now