#shark

It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill... I don't know what I was thinking. ↗

— David Gest

#huge #i #kill #know #like

Turns out, I couldn't catch them - or even get close to them. I realized that sharks are amazing, beautiful animals who have absolutely no interest in checking me out. ↗

— Malin Akerman

#amazing #beautiful #catch #checking #close

I don't enjoy the boo scare when you're watching a movie and then suddenly there's a big shark on the screen. The only thing they're doing is catching you off guard. ↗

— Sergio Aragones

#boo #catching #doing #enjoy #guard

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ↗

— Dave Barry

#during #fans #football #games #intelligent

There's a cardinal rule that you don't talk about sharks. If you don't see it, it's not there. ↗

— Mark Warkentin

#cardinal #rule #see #sharks #talk

Twenty-five years ago nobody knew much about white sharks. ↗

— Peter Benchley

#ago #knew #much #nobody #sharks

I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #gasps #humor #jealous #shark-s-teeth

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die? ↗

— Duane Chapman

#being #burned #christian #cremated #die

I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dead #fish #funny #humor #prostitutes

For an actor, it's great fun to play one of these hungry white sharks. Audiences love to hate them. ↗

— Michael Douglas

#audiences #fun #great #hate #hungry