#sexualit

When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas". ↗

— Robert Clark

#humour #religion #women #religion

I was worried about sex," he went on. "But you know what, Sulie? It's like being told I can't have any caviar for the next couple years. I don't even like caviar. And when you come right down to it, I don't want sex right now. I supposed you punched that into the computer? 'Cut down sex drive, increase euphoria'? Anyway, it finally penetrated my little brain that I was just making trouble for myself, worrying about whether I could get along without something I really didn't want. It's a reflection of what I think other people think I should want. ↗

— Frederik Pohl

#science-fiction #sex #science

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle. ↗

— Henry Miller

#sexuality #miracles

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. ↗

— Barbara Bush

#lies #lying #oral-sex #sex #sexuality

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ↗

— Mae West

#sexuality #virtue #virtue

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#hate

Redheaded women buck like goats. ↗

— James Joyce

#sexuality #sexuality

Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#milan-kundera #sexuality

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? ↗

— Margaret Cho

#cho #gay #parade #sexuality #sexuality

While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional. ↗

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #sexuality