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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sex




If you want to get known as a singer you hire five sexy chicks and let them fight over you onstage and for the cameras. That's publicity, man.


Sammy Davis, Jr.


#chicks #fight #five #get #hire

Like most guys, I had bought into the stereotype that all feminists were white, lesbian, unattractive male bashers who hated all men. But after reading the work of these black feminists, I realized that this was far from the truth. After digging into their work, I came to really respect the intelligence, courage and honesty of these women. Feminists did not hate men. In fact, they loved men. But just as my father had silenced my mother during their arguments to avoid hearing her gripes, men silenced feminists by belittling them in order to dodge hearing the truth about who we are.


Byron Hurt


#equality #feminism #hurt #pro-feminist #sexism

Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex?


Nalini Singh


#power #sex #humor

He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so unfair. Seriously, it's like turning Brad Pitt down for a date. The girl who could actually do it should win an award for idiot of the century.


Colleen Houck


#humor #sex-appeal #dating

A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.


Steve Harvey


#men #relationship #sex #women #dating

...There are as many sexes as there are individuals...the seeming neat correspondence between male and female organs is not the end, but the beginning, of sexuality.


Parker Tyler


#movies

What's your definition of dating? Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking


Sylvia Day


#men-and-women #relationships #sex #dating

When certain parts of our bodies are touched, certain enzymes and chemicals that trigger sexual desire are released into our system. The more our bodies are stimulated, the more chemicals are released and the greater our sexual desire grows until it becomes a virtually unstoppable flood.


Myles Munroe


#sex #dating

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#dating #sex #dating

If my ex-husband could move on, I could, too. I would search for my gardener, someone who would help me to grow and bloom, but who would recognize the fragility of a new flower just starting to poke out of the ground. If I was lucky, he’d have a long cultivator.


Tracy H. Tucker


#divorce #sex #dating






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