#sex

They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal. ↗

— Jessica Cutler

#fired #got #hill #hire #i

The Americans have always been food, sex, and spirit revivalists. ↗

— Edward Dahlberg

#been #food #sex #spirit

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#car #drive #me #sex #she

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#life #sex

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#coming home #door #home #just #me

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#either #i #physiognomy #self-conscious #sexy

Crime is sexy. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#sexy

Sex is God's joke on human beings. ↗

— Bette Davis

#god #human #human beings #joke #sex

The fact that a person loves one particular person is what is important; the life lesson, whether you are homosexual or heterosexual, is that you not be promiscuous, and true to one person. ↗

— Loretta Devine

#heterosexual #homosexual #important #lesson #life

It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers. ↗

— Caroline Dhavernas

#actually #bad #characters #completely #control