#sewer

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#get #into #life #like #out

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. ↗

— John Madden

#goes #road #sewer #street #through

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. ↗

— Florynce R. Kennedy

#asking #everything #garbage #gets #into

The sea is the universal sewer. ↗

— Jacques Yves Cousteau

#sewer #universal

I say we have not even had the decency to maintain the assets that our parents and grandparents built for us - our roads, our bridges, our wastewater systems, our sewer systems; by the way, those weren't Bolsheviks, those weren't socialists that built those things for us - much less build the infrastructure we need for the 21st century. ↗

— Michael Bennett

#assets #bolsheviks #bridges #build #built

We have managed to acquire $13 trillion of debt on our balance sheet. In my view we have nothing to show for it. We haven't invested in our roads, our bridges, our waste-water systems, our sewer systems. We haven't even maintained the assets that our parents and grandparents built for us. ↗

— Michael Bennett

#assets #balance #bridges #built #debt

Rigging a loudspeaker and a microphone at both ends of a sewer pipe. ↗

— Leonard Chess

#ends #microphone #pipe #rigging #sewer

There are 10,000 local governments in the state of New York. Ten thousand! Town, village, lighting district, water district, sewer district, a special district to count the other districts in case you missed a district. ↗

— Andrew Cuomo

#count #district #districts #governments #lighting

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#hollywood #ritz #service #sewer

And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is. ↗

— Laura Prepon

#may #mouth #people #sewer #some