#sewer

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#hollywood #ritz #service #sewer

And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is. ↗

— Laura Prepon

#may #mouth #people #sewer #some

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#comedy #cut #die #fall #finger

Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy. ↗

— William S. Burroughs

#buy #client #crawl #ideal #junk

So, the point I'm making is, we are not going to cut spending in Washington if we think it's the job of every congressman and senator is to pave local parking lots and build local sewer plants. These parochial interests are getting in the way of the national interests. ↗

— Jim DeMint

#congressman #cut #every #getting #going

As soon as you sit down to write about something you are pressing your nose deeper into the sewer of facts. ↗

— Theo Van Gogh

#deeper #down #facts #into #nose

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#get #into #life #like #out

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. ↗

— John Madden

#goes #road #sewer #street #through

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. ↗