#serge

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims. ↗

— Douglas Jerrold

#coquette #fresh #like #lookout #recruiting

Every so often you might have an outburst in the gallery. That's one of the most exciting things that happen because then you can say, 'Unless there's order we will call the Sergeant at Arms.' And that sounds really scary. ↗

— Amy Klobuchar

#because #call #every #exciting #exciting things

The sergeant is the Army. ↗

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

#sergeant

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music ↗

— Sergei Rachmaninov

#music #rachmaninov #sergei #life

Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead. ↗

— Tim Dorsey

#religion #serge-storms #tim-dorsey #religion

That, and the untended mental health problems. We have all these insane armed hobos coming from the Midwest, usually Ohio. Fuck Ohio. ↗

— Tim Dorsey

#tim-dorsey #mental-health

If you grew up in a household with a football coach who looks like a drill sergeant, you would think you would be tough. ↗

— Brett Favre

#drill #football #football coach #grew #household

Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing! ↗

— Steven Erikson

#banaschar #drunk #explanations #funny #hellian

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch) ↗

— Tim Dorsey

#humor #serge #serial-killer #witty #humor