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The only practical thing to do with the absent-minded is to put them in retirement homes when they are born and admire their artwork when they are senile.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #practical #funny

Love is like a big juicy steak. You bite into it, enjoy it, then regret the calories you gained, when you're standin on your scale the next morning. See,I don't eat steak. I'm a vegetarian.


Euphoria Godsent


#cold-hearted #cold-hearted-people #diva #euphoria-godsent #heart-breaker

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.


RuPaul


#money #past #present #sins #thought

You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.


Derek Landy


#presents #skulduggery-pleasant #stick #valkyrie-cain #weapon

Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.


Carl Hiaasen


#humor #humor

I am damned,' thinks Bunny Munro in a sudden moment of self-awareness reserved for those who are soon to die.


Nick Cave


#opening-lines #opening-sentences #death

No, not me....no.........because I've already ended, and been given a new life, one that never ends


TheImmortals


#resentful #vampire #death

...He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively is he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop, or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. ...He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cool his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. ...He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life- or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay, and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death than he should have in his short lifetime. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to "square-away" those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. ...Just as did his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over two hundred years. He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood. And now we even have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to war when our nation calls us to do so. As you go to bed tonight, remember this. A short lull, a little shade, and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.


Sarah Palin


#inspirational #patriotic #sentimental #death

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.


George Carlin


#freedom-of-thought #humor #patriotism #freedom

From a mind filled with infinite love comes the power to create infinite possibilities. We have the power to think in ways that reflect and attract all the love in the world. Such thinking is called enlightenment. Enlightenment is not a process we work toward, but a choice available to us in any instant.


Marianne Williamson


#love #potential #present-moment #love