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Love is like a big juicy steak. You bite into it, enjoy it, then regret the calories you gained, when you're standin on your scale the next morning. See,I don't eat steak. I'm a vegetarian.


Euphoria Godsent


#cold-hearted #cold-hearted-people #diva #euphoria-godsent #heart-breaker

Because the man who stood there before us was not our father. He was somebody else, a stranger who had been sent back in our father's place. That's not him, we said to our mother, That's not him, but our mother no longer seemed to hear us..."Did you...she said. "Every day," he replied. Then he got down on his knees and he took us into his arms...


Julie Otsuka


#thought-provoking #thought-provoking

His first memory is an execution.


Blaine Harden


#freedom

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.


RuPaul


#money #past #present #sins #thought

Laziness acknowledges the relation of the present to the past but ignores its relation to the future; impatience acknowledge its relation to the future but ignores its relation to the past; neither the lazy nor the impatient man, that is, accepts the present instant in its full reality and so cannot love his neighbour completely.


W.H. Auden


#impatience #laziness #past #love

You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.


Derek Landy


#presents #skulduggery-pleasant #stick #valkyrie-cain #weapon

Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.


Carl Hiaasen


#humor #humor

[T]he concern of man is not his future but his present, not the world but his soul. We must be just, we must strive, we must engage ourselves with the business of the world for our own sake, because through that, and through contemplation in equal measure, our soul is purified and brought closer to the divine. ... Thought and deed conjoined are crucial. ... The attempt must be made; the outcome is irrelevant. Right action is a pale material reflection of the divine, but reflection it is, nonetheless. Define your goal and exert reason to accomplish it by virtuous action; successs or failure is secondary.


Iain Pears


#deeds #divinity #failure #future #goals

I am damned,' thinks Bunny Munro in a sudden moment of self-awareness reserved for those who are soon to die.


Nick Cave


#opening-lines #opening-sentences #death

Fifteen years ago I killed my sister.


Adam Rapp


#first-sentence #murder #death






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