#seb

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon. ↗

— Frank Zappa

#bassoon #baseball

Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn’t a “hard hat”?  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#hard-hat #baseball

The thing I write will be the thing I write. ↗

— Steve Shilstone

#quote #writing #baseball

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ↗

— Ted Williams

#baseball #considered #endeavor #field #good

Never compare one student's test score to another's. Always measure a child's progress against her past performance. There will always be a better reader, mathematician, or baseball player. Our goal is to help each student become as special as she can be as an individual--not to be more special than the kid sitting next to her. ↗

— Rafe Esquith

#baseball

My idea of Heaven has nothing to do with fluffy clouds or angels. In my Heaven there's butter pecan ice cream and swimming pools and baseball games. The Brooklyn Dodgers always win, and I have the best seat in the house, right behind the Dodger's dugout. That's the only advantage that I can see about being dead: You get the best seat in the house. ↗

— Jennifer L. Holm

#baseball

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#drinking #baseball

Oh, to be a center fielder, a center fielder- and nothing more ↗

— Philip Roth

#baseball

if you belive in something then you should do it dont let anything stand in your way. ↗

— Alyssa Milano

#baseball

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy? ↗