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Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.


Bob Lemon


#grown-ups #kids #made #only #screw

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.


Jay Leno


#asked #baseball #because #during #fact

The Red Sox are the local scapegoats. It's hard enough to play baseball without being the local scapegoat too.


Michael Lewis


#being #enough #hard #local #play

People who think they know what they are talking about when they talk about baseball include the announcers and all of the sports press - no matter how much evidence you present them to the contrary they will continue to think that what they think is right.


Michael Lewis


#announcers #baseball #continue #contrary #evidence

The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.


Michael Lewis


#clubhouse #feel #guys #how #like

The sentimentality of baseball is very deeply rooted in the American baseball fan. It is the one sport that is transmitted from fathers to sons.


Michael Lewis


#baseball #deeply #fan #fathers #rooted

As a kid I was fascinated with sports, and I loved sports more than anything else. The first books I read were about sports, like books about Baseball Joe, as one baseball hero was called.


Robert Jay Lifton


#anything #baseball #books #called #else

What I'd really like to give a try is cricket, because I grew up playing American baseball.


Jeremy London


#baseball #because #cricket #give #grew

I wasn't athletic. I played baseball, but I was terrible.


Matt Long


#baseball #i #played #terrible

I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious.


Jon Lovitz


#ball game #baseball #baseball game #cheering #crowd






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