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#seal

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #seal




The records of adopted children are sealed in California. That seal is considered inviolable... The judge ruled that, because I was famous, he didn't have the same rights as other kids.


Danielle Steel


#because #california #children #considered #famous

The greatest legacy is that which benefits the widest number of people for the longest period without limit to value. No one but the Prophet Muhammad was given that role as the seal of God's message.


Cat Stevens


#given #god #greatest #legacy #limit

The purpose of sealing the records was not to conceal them or to conceal the facts from the American people.


Louis Stokes


#american people #conceal #facts #people #purpose

Towards sunset we had cleared down to the level of the 12th step, which was sufficient to expose a large part of the upper portion of a plastered and sealed doorway.


Howard Carter


#doorway #down #expose #had #large

[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST! And that thought just cracked me up.] It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter of baby seals.


Sherman Alexie


#dark-humor #funny #irony #misguided-protest #protest

Trying to drown me woman?" 'You can't drown a SEAL,' she said. 'How embarrassing would that be?' 'God yes. Shoot me, hang me, let me die of infection from a hangnail, but don't let me die in the water. They'd send me to hell on principle.


Maya Banks


#military #navy-seals #humor

The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals' tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILL——IF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL'S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN THE POOL. So what do I do? Toss a handful of change into the tank when none of the zookeepers are watching. It's not the seals I hate——it's the audience's enjoyment of them that bothers me.


Bret Easton Ellis


#bateman #patrick #psycho #seals #zoo

New York came after me aggressively and that's what sealed the deal.


Johnny Damon


#aggressively #came #deal #me #new

To bare our souls is all we ask, to give all we have to life and the beings surrounding us. Here the nature spirits are intense and we appreciate them, make offerings to them - these nature spirits who call us here - sealing our fate with each other, celebrating our love.


Alex Grey


#ask #bare #beings #call #celebrating

People think I must have been turning cartwheels on the night I sealed the movie deal - which was only two days after sealing the book deal - but I was really quite terrified.


Laura Hillenbrand


#been #book #days #deal #i






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