#screw

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#bring #clean #corkscrew #lightning

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes. ↗

— Don Drysdale

#meant #now #played #screw #series

I've heard people say that 'The Blair Witch Project' is a feminist movie because there's a woman in charge and I've heard it called a completely anti-feminist movie because this woman screws everything up. Who cares really? It's just a movie. ↗

— Heather Donahue

#blair #called #cares #charge #completely

Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketball, whatever it may be. It's really hard. ↗

— Bill Goldberg

#baseball #basketball #everybody #football #free

Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, it's right here. ↗

— James Hillman

#drop #happiness #happy #here #i

Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you. ↗

— Faith chrissabelle

#screw-you #faith

It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager. ↗

— Mila Kunis

#life #most #normal #normal life #plenty

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America? ↗

— Matt Lauer

#conservatives #liberals #list #lot #more

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little. ↗

— James Marsters

#computer #get #head #i #into

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. ↗

— Jake Roberts

#day #else #good #good thing #miserable