#scratching

My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded. ↗

— Eric San

#brain #cell #communicates #completely #forms

I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #funny #humor #itch #itching

There were nine children in my father's family and eight in my mother's. My grandparents did the best with what they had. After the Depression, they were scratching out a living and working hard. They kept the family going. ↗

— Cheryl Ladd

#best #children #depression #did #eight

Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching around for what it gets. ↗

— Henry Ford

#amount #around #certain #chicken #gets

My kids love vinyl, I had to teach them how to put the needle on the records. Now they're worried about scratching the records, but it's incredible! ↗

— Simon LeBon

#had #how #i #incredible #kids