#savi

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. ↗

— Andy Richter

#being #being funny #cause #creating #flowers

God looked down on this country because this country was founded on the rock and that rock was our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And when the storms came and the rains came, the rock, it did not move. But over the last 15 or 20 years, something began to erode. ↗

— Bob Riley

#began #came #christ #country #did

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. ↗

— Will Rogers

#buy #gamble #go #goes #good

When it comes to the economy, my highest priority as President will be worrying about your job, not saving my own. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#comes #economy #highest #highest priority #job

I will promote savings and investment by maintaining the 15% rate on capital gains and dividends. I will eliminate the tax entirely for those with annual income below $200,000. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#below #capital #capital gains #dividends #eliminate

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bag #i #ounce #put #savings

I think downloading is both saving and killing the music industry at the same time. ↗

— Isaac Hanson

#downloading #i #i think #industry #killing

I'm eternally grateful to the penal system in California for saving my life. ↗

— Frank Morgan

#eternally #grateful #i #life #my life

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. ↗

— Robert Orben

#inflation #savings #your

The president has been a true friend of the ag industry, because he continues to invest large amounts of money at a time when savings is really the goal of the federal government to deal with the deficit. ↗

— Mike Johanns

#been #continues #deal #deficit #federal