#sausage

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The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.


Benson Bruno


#funny #sausage #x-ray #funny

I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it.


Jimmy Dean


#did #gloves #granddaddy #hands #help

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.


John Berger


#chain #dogs #must #never #sausages

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.


Otto von Bismarck


#being #better #laws #like #made

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.


Otto von Bismarck


#making #must #respect #retain #sausages

I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body.


Duff Goldman


#body #eating #everything #exactly #fat

Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.


Robin Leach


#bring #britain #change #cheap #could

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.


A. P. Herbert


#picasso #sausage #someone #thinks #who

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


Andy Rooney


#cows #marriage #men #pigs #sausage

There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a yard of long French bread, a sausage out of which the garlic sang, some cheese which lay down and cried, and a long-necked straw-covered flask wherein lay bottled sunshine shed and garnered on far Southern slopes.


Kenneth Grahame


#bread #food #meals #picnics #sausage