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#saturday

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Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by terrorists? How can their sales and their import be permitted?


Alva Myrdal


#bank #come #constitute #grenades #hand

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.


Barack Obama


#bed #car #driving #fruit #getting

I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.


Andy Samberg


#asleep #event #how #i #into

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.


Adam Sandler


#affects #because #definitely #doing #everyone

Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel". That is hypocrisy.


Israelmore Ayivor


#compassion #cruel #cruelity #days-of-the-week #food-for-thought

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.


Victoria Jackson


#i #impressionist #like #live #night

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.


Julia Louis-Dreyfus


#choice #college #consult #dropped #even

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues.


Muddy Waters


#big night #blues #cents #everybody #find

I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess.


Elizabeth Wurtzel


#before #boy #captain #collecting #competing

It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair.


Reed Hastings


#fit #hair #human #inside #netflix






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