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I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones. ↗
#political-satire #quthoritarianism #russian-revolution #virtue
Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding. ↗
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She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string. ↗
#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians
Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit of a problem.” The New Jersey accent that was still there after more than fifteen years in the south, resurfaced in her aggravation. ↗
Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly. ↗
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