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Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.


Mikhail Bulgakov


#inspirational #satan #humor

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #moroseness #russia #satire #sorrow

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.


Derek Landy


#gathering #grudges #humor #humorous #mages

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.


Ambrose Bierce


#humor #offences #satire #humor

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.


Terry Pratchett


#funny #humor #humorous #irony #satire

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.


Katie MacAlister


#bath #comedy #love #vampires #love

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.


Criss Jami


#best #conversation #drink #drinking #drunk

No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant, and someone else is there, I’ll soap up for the sake of civilization, but it’s only for show, I don’t really care if I have ultraviolet traces of urine or feces on my hands. But, if I see someone walk oudda the men’s without soaping up I’ll think he’s deranged, borderline psychotic. At least pretend that washing your hands matters. You know, for the sake of civilization.


Shannon Lyndsy


#hygiene #satire #humor

I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?


Richelle Mead


#paranormal #richelle-mead #satanist #succubus #succubus-heat

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine