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God is an early bird; satan is a night owl. Everyone knows that.


Jon Acuff


#funny #god #satan #funny

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.


Terry Pratchett


#funny-and-random #humor #humorous #retort #satire

Pops added,"you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve." "And if you do, you never get the results you expected," (Katherine) replied.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#disappointments #election #elections #false-hope #funny

He looks again towards the door, expecting Mum to walk in and remind him of something he's forgotten. He smiles awkwardly. 'Is that it, Dad? I've got to go.' 'Your Mum said I should mention ... um ... satisfaction.' 'What!' 'She said young men should know things, should be told things so that the girl won't be ...' his eyes plead for understanding, '... disappointed.' [...] 'No worries, Dad. My biology teacher said I was a natural.' Dad looks confused. 'I'm kidding, Dad.' [...] Poor bloke, having to do the dirty work while Mum's off with her gang. 'Dad? What did Grandpa tell you about sex?' 'He said if I got a girl pregnant, he'd kill me.


Steven Herrick


#female-satisfaction #funny #sex-talk #funny

However, human beings are funny; we always want what we don't have.


Apol Lejano-Massebieau


#funny

Mrs. Lynde says, 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.


L.M. Montgomery


#disappointment #expectations #misattributed #l-m-montgomery

And besides . . . I don’t want to leave you. Er, you guys.” He smiled, and it lit up his whole face. “Well, ‘we’ are certainly happy to hear that. Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.” I grinned back.


Richelle Mead


#awww #contentment #conversation #humor #love

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?


William Makepeace Thackeray


#humor #satire #vanity #humor

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.


Gary Larson


#humor #satire #social-commentary #humor

I want certain conversations to come equipped with antilock brakes, especially if I'm talking to a real airbag.


Jarod Kintz


#airheads #conversations #enlightenment #humor #humor