#sassy

Mother, you have my father much offended. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#hamlet #sassy #shakespeare #funny

Who are you?’ Gaia gasped. The girl froze for a moment. Looked at her. Smiled and said, ‘Who am I? I’m the Breeze, bitch! ↗

— Michael Grant

#breeze-quote #brianna #funny #gaia #humor

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass. ↗

— Elizabeth Eulberg

#humor #sassy #humor

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world! ↗

— Cracked.com

#humor #internet #sassy #zombies #life

With Cold Sassy Tree having its first production, I saw no necessity to do anything other than produce it with the correct setting. ↗

— Bruce Beresford

#cold #correct #first #having #i

I don't know, I like the word sassy. ↗

— Kat Dennings

#know #like #sassy #word

I'm a strong person. I'm also very sassy and a little bit angsty sometimes. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#bit #i #little #little bit #person

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#characters #i #like #people #sassy