#sarcasm

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What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.


Roland Barthes


#condition #contradiction #full #i #live

The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.


Diana Rowland


#dying #garden #humor #irony #sarcasm

Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?


L.J. Smith


#sarcasm #funny

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.


Rowan Atkinson


#clear #criticism #insult #interpreted #many

What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#humour #sarcasm #today

Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.


Ottilie Weber


#humor #ice-cream #kidnapping #sarcasm #family

I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it),...


Stephen King


#christmas #sarcasm #love

I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.


Steph Campbell


#sadness #sarcasm #humor

All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might as well ask, what do you do for fun?” “I languish in sin,” I replied in the same tone. “I take my babies rare, and my virgins over easy.


Nenia Campbell


#dark #humor #michael #sarcasm #humor

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.


Oscar Wilde


#imagine #know #money #old #sarcasm