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#sarcasm

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At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.


Banksy


#art #christianity #christmas #priest #religion

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...” “Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #order-of-the-phoenix #sarcasm #humor

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.


Chuck Klosterman


#humor #lies #lying #sarcasm #truth

We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown


Seanan McGuire


#humor

Kaitlyn froze and then said in a low tone, "That'd better be your gun." "Why yes, I always pack my gun where it'll blow my balls off."[Landon]


Patrice Michelle


#sarcasm #humor

Do you really think that God in his heaven with all the angels, there from the beginning of time and looking towards the day of judgement day, really looks down on all the world and see's you and little harry and says 'whatever you choose to do is my will?' "Yes i do." she says uncertainly.


Philippa Gregory


#ignorance #sarcasm-humor #humor

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.


Derek Landy


#sarcasm #special #death

I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.


Alex Owens


#motherhood #sarcasm #imagination

Nothing like an orange and olive green-striped couch sitting on orange carpet and surrounded by dark wood paneling to get the inspiration rolling.


Erynn Mangum


#sarcasm #inspirational

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?


Hannah Harrington


#hannah-harrington #harper-scott #humour #jake-tolan #sarcasm






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