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Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris. "Yeah, here's a rare grocery list," Dan muttered. "Wow.


Rick Riordan


#cahill #humor #rare #sarcasm #humor

I couldn’t see Pritkin’s face very well, just a pale blur against the shadows, but he didn’t sound happy. Some people thought he had only one mode... pissed off. In reality, he had plenty of them. Over the past few weeks, I’d learned to tell the difference between real pissed off, impatient pissed off and scared pissed off. I suspected that this was the last kind. If so, that made two of us.


Karen Chance


#humor #karen-chance-sarcasm #pritkin #humor

I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a shame.” “It’s the bane of my existence.” - Beth and Jake


Alexandra Adornetto


#religion #sarcasm #humor

Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.


Shannon Hale


#humor #isi #sarcasm #humor

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term." "Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.


Cate Tiernan


#sarcasm #teasing #witty #humor

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.


Kelley Armstrong


#sarcasm #humor

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#sarcasm #humor

the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #mortal-instruments #sarcasm #humor

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.


Simone Elkeles


#humor #perfect-chemistry #sarcasm #humor

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.


Joe Hill


#sarcasm #humor






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