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That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first woman I ever knew that could. Maybe you're the missing link, Amanda." Maybe you ought to get a job for the 'Ladies Home Journal.' They like simplistic shit like that.


Ellen Gilchrist


#sarcasm #love

I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #sarcasm #humor

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?


Rick Riordan


#humor #madness #nice #percy-jackson #sarcasm

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.


Irina Dunn


#non-sequitur #sarcasm #women #humor

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.


Joe Hill


#sarcasm #humor

You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know,” she mumbled. “You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping up.


Lish McBride


#sarcasm #sex #smooth #humor

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.


Sandra Chami Kassis


#humor #ideas #mind-power #revolution #sarcasm

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.


B.J. Neblett


#irony #laughter #sarcasm #satirical #humor

You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?


Rachel Caine


#humor #kiss-of-death #morganville-vampires #optimism #rachel-caine

What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage.


Charlotte Brontë


#courtship #discord #disharmony #empowerment #gender






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