#sarcasm

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الأدباء ينتحرون دائما في النهاية. رجال التحريات يعرفون هذا. لكنهم كذلك يعرفون أن الأدباء لا يبذلون جهدا في إخفاء جثثهم بعد الإنتحار. إنهم مهملون ويتركون جثثهم بأمخاخهاالمتفجرة وشرايينها المقطوعة في أي مكان، كأن باقي البشر خدمٌ لهم. إنهم مغرورون كذلك.


أحمد خالد توفيق


#sarcasm #humor

How many kids are in the Graveyard?" "A bunch." "Who sends your supplies?" "George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget." "How often do you receive new arrivals?" "About as often as you beat your wife.


Neal Shusterman


#humorous #risa-ward #sarcasm #sarcastic #snark

I’m not bipolar, I’ve just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.


Daniel O'Malley


#humor #sarcasm #scifi #humor

What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb. American novels, answered Lord Henry.


Oscar Wilde


#bad-reviews #books #humor #literary-criticism #novels

I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll save you the trouble. There's two.


Nenia Campbell


#humor #michael #sarcasm #humor

Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.


Steven Gould


#sarcasm #humor

I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him. 'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated.


Melina Marchetta


#sarcasm #humor

How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem is awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!


Richelle E. Goodrich


#pessimism #richelle #richelle-goodrich #sarcasm #sarcasm-humor

Knock him out, Paris!” “Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?


Gena Showalter


#paris

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt


John Flanagan


#sarcasm #wit