#santa claus

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ↗

— Dick Gregory

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Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business. ↗

— Jim Cantalupo

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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. ↗

— Samuel Butler

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For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus. ↗

— Rickie Lee Jones

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ↗

— Shirley Temple

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. ↗

— Victor Borge

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