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When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.


Anne Rice


#his #loving #lunch #make #note

I just want to tell you what it's like not to have Planned Parenthood... you have to give your kids Ramen noodles at the end of the month to fill up their little bellies so they won't cry. You have to give them mayonnaise sandwiches. They get very few fruits and vegetables because they're expensive.


Gwen Moore


#bellies #cry #end #expensive #few

The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.


Adam Osborne


#free #free lunch #get #go #good

If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can’t kill on sight alone. It’s the same with love. Some love hurts, and some love elevates, but as to which one is which, they are two sides to the same sandwich.



Jarod Kintz


#elevation #evil #good #hurt #joy

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.


Andy Roddick


#any #best #call #cheese #ham

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.


Lance Bass


#picnic #sandwiches #short

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'


Tommy Cooper


#cheese #french #frog #get #got

It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.


Daniel Craig


#fresh #meat #sandwich #tim

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.


Dylan Moran


#day #eat #every #every day #except

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic.


Rachael Ray


#always #because #bring #cleared #early






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