#sandwich

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. ↗

#sandwich #social-standing #status #beauty

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. ↗

— Louis C.K.

#sandwich #selflessness #food

Gregory,” she said, “you cannot leave me here. What if someone finds you and removes you from the house? Who will know I am here? And what if…and what if…and then what if…” He smiled, enjoying her officiousness too much to actually listen to her words. She was definitely herself again. “When this is all over,” he said, “I shall bring you a sandwich.” That stopped her short. “A sandwich? A sandwich? ↗

— Julia Quinn

#humor #sandwich #humor

I lived at home and I cycled every morning to the railway station to travel by train to Johannesburg followed by a walk to the University, carrying sandwiches for my lunch and returning in the evening the same way. ↗

— Sydney Brenner

#evening #every #followed #home #i

It's never about the screwup - it's always about the recovery. That's the thing about it... if it comes out a little rare you call it carpaccio. It comes out a little overcooked, you shred it up and put in on a sandwich. ↗

— Tyler Florence

#always #call #comes #little #never

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues. ↗

— Muddy Waters

#big night #blues #cents #everybody #find

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. ↗

— Pharrell Williams

#i #mood #order #room #room service

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597. ↗

— Victoria Wood

#drink #eat #fair #fast #fast lane

Too few people understand a really good sandwich. ↗

— James Beard

#few people #good #people #really #sandwich

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. ↗