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#salesmen

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To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!


Demetri Martin


#humor #names #salesmen #humor

Excellent posture is the most important personality trait in an effective salesman. It allows him to pass for a vertebrate.


Bauvard


#humor #personality #posture #salesmen #vertebrates

A man with nothing to sell is the most unprincipled of self-promoters. The only thing of value he has to offer a woman is his clothes.


Bauvard


#humor #nudity #principles #salesmen #self-promotion






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