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[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened to anyone you know, and sausage, after all, is delicious.


David McRaney


#food #sausage #food

Everything about her has to do with me.


Richelle Mead


#friendship #love #sydney-sage #friendship

The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.


Benson Bruno


#funny #sausage #x-ray #funny

There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due to the fact that she probably hadn't breakfasted. It's only after a bit of breakfast that I'm able to regard the world with that sunny cheeriness which makes a fellow the universal favourite. I'm never much of a lad till I've engulfed an egg or two and a beaker of coffee. "I suppose you haven't breakfasted?" "I have not yet breakfasted." "Won't you have an egg or something? Or a sausage or something? Or something?" "No, thank you." She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage league or a league for the suppression of eggs. There was a bit of silence.


P.G. Wodehouse


#food #good-humor #humor #sausage #food

An Angry female catawyld? Conquered. An outraged female dragon? Defeated. A woman who might pin him to the wall with green-eyed fury? Out of the question.


Nicole Sager


#humor #nicole-sager #humor

Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm. Our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs gets. It's really not even fair to everyone else.


Richelle Mead


#babies #bloodlines #future #humor #offspring

It occurs to me that we allow ourselves to imagine only such messages as we need to survive.


Joan Didion


#imagine #messages #survival #survive #imagination

Among leaders who have made the greatest impact through ages, I would consider Muhammad before Jesus Christ.


James Gavin


#atheist #christ #christian #fair #gavin

I know I’m not supposed to say this, but I love you.


Richelle Mead


#feelings #love #sydney-sage #love

Any hand can condem, but it takes a helping hand to build.


Nate Spears


#nate-spears #passage #poet #poetry #quote






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