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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#began #dawned #doing #got #i

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#friend #i #kafka #led #me

A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#come #here #i #i came #looking

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#drama school #fights #how #pain #rehearsals

Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#being #child #i #landing #long

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#after #amount #attacking #certain #comedy

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#anything #demographics #know #like #lot

I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done. ↗

— Kim Kardashian

#before #botox #done #i #only

I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#always #boy #come #day #days

I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#anything #back #could #did #feel