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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#i #life #live #my life #over

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#currently #dollars #i #million #need

One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#around #certain #change #dollars #dramatically

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#anywhere #being #being funny #comedy #funny

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#disturbing #hear #language #you

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#come #dress #fun #good #good time

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#famous #infamous #you

Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. ↗

— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

#after #discovered #energies #fire #god

We must stifle the voice of hatred and faction. ↗

— Bainbridge Colby

#hatred #must #stifle #voice

We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate each other. ↗

— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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