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If you believe someone believe blindly either you get a good relation or a good lesson


Arun Kumar


#relationship

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.


Salvador Dali


#imitate #nothing #produce #those #want

Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.


Gustave Flaubert


#anything #artists #attain #cannot #everything

There was no other way to say it. After being heartbroken for so long, I had made myself completely numb inside. Maybe not from physical pain, but anything emotional, yes. Sexual pleasure? Numb to that, too. I’d have been a great actress. After all, I had the perfect, mind-blowing orgasm down to an art. Suppose I deserve an Oscar for that.


Jennifer Salaiz


#hurt #numb #sad #art

Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley.


Sun Tzu


#sun-tzu #art

You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes. "Well this is awkward.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#funny

Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?


Colson Whitehead


#brooklyn #funny #writers #funny

If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and they wanted to know why I looked so familiar, I'd respond in a raspy voice, "Your brother ran over my brother.


Jarod Kintz


#brother #funny #ran-over #raspy-voice #stranger

Normal? I'm not normal enough for you?" Carlos says. "You want this guy instead? Did you notice his hair doesn't move? That's not normal. You want to date him again, go ahead. Hell, if you want to marry him and be Kiara Barra the rest of your life, be my guest." "That's not want I--" "I don't want to hear it. Hasta," Carlos says, ignoring me and walking away. I feel my face heat in embarrassment as I look at Michael. "Sorry. Carlos can he abrasive sometimes." "Don't apologize. The guy obviously has major issues and, for the record, my hair moves... when I want it to.


Simone Elkeles


#rules-of-attraction #dating

I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't really mean - because at the end of the day that's what we're all trying to do: fit in, one way or another, desperately trying to pretend we're all the same.


Tabitha Suzuma


#forbidden #love #pretention #tabitha-suzuma #funny






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