#ruth

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny. ↗

— Auberon Waugh

#funny

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. ↗

— Sandra Chami Kassis

#life #philosophy #quotes #truth #wisdom-inspirational

The only thing a boyfriend has good for was a shattered heart ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#truth-of-life #funny

He who destroys a good book, kills reason itself. ↗

— John Milton

#honesty #john-milton #random #reason #truth

Funny how people don't really see each other. Men and women. They invent each other in their minds and then they see what they invent.They don't really see each other. Now she was in love with him and she didn't even know his real name, didn't know anything real about him. ↗

— Andrew Klavan

#love #truthful-in-every-way #funny

The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to discover new truths; and the next is to shake off old prejudices. ↗

— Frederick The Great

#prejudices #truths #men

We become slaves the moment we hand the keys to the definition of reality entirely over to someone else, whether it is a business, an economic theory, a political party, the White House, Newsworld or CNN. ↗

— B.W. Powe

#propaganda #reality #truth #business

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth. ↗

— Sara Shepard

#liar #lying #truth #humor

Truth is handsomer than the affectation of love. Your goodness must have some edge to it--else it is none. ↗

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

#love

It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it. ↗

— Criss Jami

#adulthood #blunt #finding-yourself #genius #honest