#runway

I wasn't like those girls who give birth and are back on the runway. It took me probably six months to gain 45 pounds and I would say it took me double that time to lose it. ↗

— Padma Lakshmi

#birth #double #gain #give #i

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air. ↗

— Billy Mays

#always #count #plane #runway #stuck

On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a skid track. The week before that they put me in a car and sunk me to the bottom of a lake to see if I could escape without an oxygen tank. ↗

— Rick Mercer

#bottom #car #could #down #drove

Every woman is not a runway model, nor should she be. ↗

— Tracy Reese

#model #nor #runway #she #should