#runs

Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading. ↗

— Babe Ruth

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#ballplayer #bit #even #eyes #gave

Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people. ↗

— Joe Frazier

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#life #nobody #people #run #runs

My wife was always nagging me to wear my seat belt. I got tired of listening, so I spotted a pedestrian to take my place. As we passed each other through the windshield, I handed off my wedding ring. ↗

— Bauvard

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#funny #hit-and-runs #humor #marriage #marriage