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Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.


Cassandra Clare


#cat #church #city-of-lost-souls #humor #pretence

the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #mortal-instruments #sarcasm #humor

I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?" "I know who you are, but..." Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny.


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #maia #mortal-instruments #humor

Clary?” Jace tilted his head to the side, studying her face. “You do—you still love me, don’t you?” “I love Jace Lightwood,” she said. “I don’t know who you are.


Cassandra Clare


#the-mortal-instruments #love

Life can be seen through several spectrums of light, but it’s the person who is doing the soul searching that defines what they may see.


Nadège Richards


#lessons-in-life #life #light #love #soul

Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here.


Donald Trump


#donald-trump #inspiration #motivation #positive-thinking #positivity

The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.


Criss Jami


#deceived #envy #false #falsehood #fool

I was laughing at you because declarations of love amuse me, especially when unrequited," he said. -Jace pg. 41


Cassandra Clare


#shadow-hunters #love

Why would you want to stand there waving a stick when you could be playing an instrument?


Nigel Kennedy


#instrument #playing #stand #stick #want

We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids 'Timmy Has Two Dads'. Except I don't think they have one called 'Timmy Has Two Dads and One of Them Was Evil'. That part you're just going to have to work through on your own.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #shadowhunters #simon-lewis #work






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