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And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying.


Dylan Moran


#dylan #funk-soul-brother #humor #humour #moran

I'm going to stay here and see if he comes back," Wrath said as the double doors opened and V strode in. "I want the rest of you out searching for him in the city, but before you go, first let's get an update from our very own Katie Couric." He nodded at Vishous. "Katie?" V's glare was the ocular version of a fully extended middle finger


J.R. Ward


#humor #wrath #humor

So, what are you doing with my little sister today?” Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat. “I’m afraid I can’t ruin the surprise,” Noah said. “But I promise I’ll return her intact.” He did not just say that. Daniel cackled


Michelle Hodkin


#embarrassment #humor #humor

Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it.


J.R. Ward


#humor #lover-enshrined #medicine #humor

You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk" "Woof.


Maggie Stiefvater


#sam-roth #sam

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.


Irving Berlin


#karl-marx #marx-brothers #marxism #communism

Counter Girl (in candy shop): You two are cute. Seriously. How long have you been going out? Sam: Six years.


Maggie Stiefvater


#grace-brisbane #sam-roth #sam

If I only have ten minutes, Sam, this is what I want to say. You're not the best of us. You're more than that. You're better than all of us. If I only have ten minutes, I would tell you to go out there and live. I'd say...please take your guitar and sing your songs to as many people as you can. Please fold a thousand more of those damn birds of yours. Please kiss that girl a million times.


Maggie Stiefvater


#forever #mercy-falls #sam-roth #birds

You’ll call for me. You’ll be lonely in your new quarters and will feel out of sorts. I could let you pet my hair until you fell asleep.” He drew in closer and lowered his voice to ask in all seriousness, “You’re mad, aren’t you?” “As—a—hatter,” she whispered back conspiratorially. He felt a hint of sympathy for the creature. “How long have you been in here?” “For four long...interminable...days.” He glowered at her. “Which is why I want you to take me with you. I don’t eat much.” The dungeon erupted with laughter again. (Myst and Nikolai)


Kresley Cole


#myst #nikolai-wroth #warlord #pets

A horse blanket, Mel? I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going to mend it. This piece was too small for a horse, but it was just right for me.' Bran laughed a little unsteadly. 'Mel. A horse blanket.


Sherwood Smith


#brother-and-sister #funny #horse #funny