#rooster

Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying? ↗

— David Sedaris

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#perseverance #rooster #self-preservation #family

You're right, he's a killer," you said. "A rooster with some serious issues. ↗

— Lucy Christopher

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#killer #rooster #humor