#roost

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. ↗

— Muhammad Ali

#crows #dark #him #i #light

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. ↗

— Giovanni Boccaccio

#farmers #generally #hens #men #rooster

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost. ↗

— Charles W. Chesnutt

#come #home #like #roost #sins

I have to think that I think it's always been a horse race between this administration's temporary political acumen and their completely, utterly, totally bankrupt policies. And they're coming home to roost. It was always a question of time. These guys aren't conservative. These guys are radicals. ↗

— Bradley Whitford

#administration #always #bankrupt #been #between

We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America's chickens are coming home to roost. ↗

— Jeremiah Wright

#america #back #because #black #brought

George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising. ↗

— Al Gore

#coming #credit #down #george #george bush

Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying? ↗

— David Sedaris

#perseverance #rooster #self-preservation #family

You're right, he's a killer," you said. "A rooster with some serious issues. ↗

— Lucy Christopher

#killer #rooster #humor

When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy. ↗

— David Sedaris

#eating

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster. ↗

— Joe Adcock

#aaron #fastball #hank #hank aaron #like