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We fell in love like the Fourth of July. But there was nothing red, white, and blue about it, because we fell in love in England, despite the fact that the colors on their flag are also red, white, and blue.



Jarod Kintz


#patriotic #patriotism #love

Being six feet off the ground does give one a sense of superiority.


Megan Whalen Turner


#superiority #humor

Kinzie smiled smugly. “You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we’re turning a profit. The mortals don’t realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we’ll be richer than any mortal nation. Then—when the weak mortals depend on us for everything—the revolution will begin!” “What are you going to do?” Frank grumbled. “Cancel free shipping?


Rick Riordan


#amazons #frank-zhang #humor #kinzie #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

I'm an orphan!" Constance cried gleefully. "I'm an orphan!" ~ The Prisoner's Dilemma


Trenton Lee Stewart


#the-mysterious-benedict-society #humor

A million dollars? A bit much don't you think?" "Fuck you." Caleb smiled, the self indulgent little shit. "My apologies," he mocked with a slight forward bow, "What I meant to say is: no pussy's that good. Though yours does come close.


C.J. Roberts


#hilarious-but-true #humor

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percabeth #percy-jackson #rick-riordan

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.


Werner Heisenberg


#serious #humor

Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?


Jeff Lindsay


#lunch #perspective #priorities #humor

His eyes search the crowd until they find my face. My heartbeat lives in my throat; lives in my cheeks. "I still don't understand," he says softly, "how she knew that it would work.


Veronica Roth


#love #simulation #tobias-eaton #tris-prior #love

I should like to be able to love my country and still love justice.


Albert Camus


#nationalism #patriotism #love






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