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Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.


Jarod Kintz


#dad #funny #humor #number-one #urinal-cake

My eyes have made a pact with my ears against my vulgar senses: urination is a holiday on the edge of a soothing lemonade waterfall.


Bauvard


#humor #sensation #urination #funny

I also believe my home state is cursed by ignorance and poverty and racism, much of it deliberately inculcated to control a vulnerable electorate. And I believe many of the politicians in Louisiana are among the most stomach-churning examples of white trash and venality I have ever known. To me, the fact that large numbers of people find them humorously picaresque is mind numbing, on a level with telling fond tales of one's rapist.


James Lee Burke


#louisiana #politics #home

You know,” OreSeur muttered quietly, obviously counting on her tin to let Vin hear him, “it seems that these meetings would be more productive if someone forgot to invite those two.” Vin smiled. “They’re not that bad,” she whispered. OreSeur raised an eyebrow. “Okay,” Vin said. “They do distract us a little bit.” “I could always eat on of them, if you wish,” OreSeur said. “That might speed things up.” Vin paused. OreSeur, however had a strange little smile on his lips. “Kandra humor, Mistress. I apologize. We can be a bit grim.” Vin smiled. “They probably wouldn’t taste very good anyway. Ham’s far too stringy, and you don’t want to know the kinds of things that Breeze spends his time eating….” “I’m not sure,” OreSeur said. “One is, after all, named ‘Ham.’ As for the other…” He nodded to the cup of wine in Breeze’s hand. “He does seem quite fond of marinating himself.


Brandon Sanderson


#marinating-oneself #humor

What is normal? Normal is only ordinary; mediocre. Life belongs to the rare, exceptional individual who dares to be different.


V.C. Andrews


#life

You know. Life's short. If you don't try new things, you'll never know what you're best at. And you can only make time for new things by quitting the things you know don't work for you.


Meg Cabot


#teen-idol #thatsaquote #trina #life

...as bad as it is here, it's better than being somewhere else." -Chris Rose, regarding life in Post-Katrina New Orleans


Chris Rose


#new-orleans #life

People don't live in New Orleans because it is easy. They live here because they are incapable of living anywhere else in the just same way.


Ian McNulty


#hurricane-katrina #new-orleans #truth #life

When he’d started out, he’d expected to find his brother. What he’d never thought to find was the treasure that slept beside him now. Would you trade this to have Kieran back? It was a choice he was grateful he didn’t have to make. But in the end, he knew the truth. Catarina was his life. He would sacrifice anything for her. Anyone.


Kinley MacGregor


#kinley-macgregor #lochlan #the-warrior #life

I love you, Lochlan,” she said, hating the fact that her voice broke as she spoke the words. “I will always love you and you alone.


Kinley MacGregor


#kinley-macgregor #lochlan #the-warrior #love