#ridiculous

It's incredible, ridiculous really, isn't it? You realise you can make more money on the golf tour in one week than some people make in a lifetime. ↗

— Rory McIlroy

#incredible #lifetime #make #money #more

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true. ↗

— Debi Thomas

#come #half #i #impossible #know

The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we afford the gas? ↗

— Dorothy Thompson

#back #forth #gas #go #how

I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dating #funny #humor #one-liner #ridiculous

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market. ↗

— Josh Brolin

#go #horses #how #i #market

Don''t headbutt the sun, idiot. ↗

— Wheezywaiter

#obvious #ridiculous #humor