#rick

I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick. ↗

— Robert Powell

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You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter than letting a central bank like the Federal Reserve make all the money.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Most actors hate watching their own films because all you can see is the glaring mistakes, your own tricks and ticks. ↗

— Eddie Redmayne

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I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to build the homeless people homes? Oh yeah, because that’s not the sort of smart decision DC makes.
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— Jarod Kintz

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The business is a very tricky obstacle course, and you should be very clear about work begetting work. If you're not working, you're not interesting. ↗

— Elisabeth Rohm

#business #clear #course #interesting #obstacle

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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