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The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

Because even among contrarians, I’m a contrarian. But all of this is just words of bronze, third place rhetoric. What do I really mean when I say we want to shock society into awareness? Do we mean we want more originality and individuality? Less TV, more reading, writing, actual thinking? Less sheep, more shepherd pie? Yes, yes, and a little more pie, please. Oh, and some more sweet tea, too


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #individuality #originality #reading

I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it’s disgusting. Men and animals should never be allowed to marry. Or have sex. And maybe not even engage in necking, unless it’s a man and a giraffe.


Jarod Kintz


#disgusting #funny #marriage #funny

About their wedding on a beach of Nantucket, after nearly 50 years together as a couple: "After years of being who we truly were only in the privacy of our homes or with a few friends, we were out in the world, under the sky, no longer pretending.” - Norman Sunshine, co-author, Double Life


Norman Sunshine


#double-life #gay-marriage #love-story #norman-sunshine #home

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.


Mae West


#marriage #humor

One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.


Oscar Wilde


#love #marriage #humor

Across the room, she heard a loud clatter. She looked up to see that Roland ahd fallen out of his chair. The last time she'd glanced at him, he'd been leaning back on tw legs, and now it looked like gravity had finally won. As he stumbled to his feet, Arriane went to help him. She glanced over and offered a hurried wave. "He's okay!" she called cheerily. "Get up!" she whispered loudly to Roland.


Lauren Kate


#roland-humor #humor

He smiled. "I suppose I thought we'd have a madly impractical, terrifyingly modern sort of marriage. One based on love. Not to mention dangerous undertakings and hair's-breadth escapes from burning buildings, high ledges and exploding sewers." "And bickering." "Always that, yes." "Assuming I want to marry at all." "True. I know of no good way of forcing you to do anything." "And you're mad enough to think it could work - one day?" He cupped her face in his hands. His smile was so brilliant it seemed to illuminate the room. "I think it would be heaven." She trembled, then. "You have a very strange idea of heaven." "Kiss me and see.


Y.S. Lee


#love #marriage #romance #humor

That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.


Samantha Young


#love-triangles #romance #humor

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.


Jess C. Scott


#control-freaks #control-issues #cynic #cynical #cynical-humor






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