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People complain that chefs aren't at their restaurants anymore, but I don't think that's the case at all. You see them on TV and you assume they're not working but they are.


Michael Symon


#assume #case #chefs #complain #i

The exposure from 'Iron Chef' has been helpful, but at the end of the day your product and your service determine whether you get customers or not. If people decide to eat out less during a recession, the first restaurants that they will cut out are the ones that don't do a great job.


Michael Symon


#chef #customers #cut #day #decide

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.


Helen Hunt


#entered #first #handsome #i #restaurant

If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.


Mickey Gilley


#food #good #good food #people #restaurant

Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is no different than hiring someone to beat me. No different in essence. The only difference, which may or may not be essential, is that, during my torture, I am gazing upon your beautiful employees.


Joe Wenderoth


#letters #letters-to-wendy-s #wendy-s-restaurant #beauty

I like to get to-go boxes at restaurants where not only did I not eat in, but apparently their patrons didn’t either, judging by how much food they left on their plates.



Jarod Kintz


#eat #food #leftovers #plates #restaurants

Maitre D' : I appreciate your understanding. Ferris: Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.


John Hughes


#pretention #pretentiousness #respect #restaurants #snobbery

He caught Ben's come in the napkin, the smell making his mouth water harder than any chile sauce could.


B.A. Tortuga


#hand-job #hand-job-in-a-mexican-restaurant #menage #men

I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get 'Okaaaaaay, honey.' I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant.


Kristen Bell


#buy #car #carded #crayons #down

My only failure was the restaurant in Myrtle Beach. I kept it open for four years. It was in a tourist town, it was only busy four and half, five months of the year. But the bills kept coming all year.


Mickey Gilley


#bills #busy #coming #failure #five






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