#responses

I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make your house not only feel like a home, but less drafty too.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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You did respond—your response was the worst kind—you did nothing. ↗

— Emily Franklin

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A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I prefer to speak of 'interdimensionals' rather than 'extraterrestrials' because the latter has connotations of 'little green men' and all the other cliche responses. Nor does it tell the full story. ↗

— David Icke

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A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep with me?” I expect you to run to the bedroom, get naked, and get under the blanket. Whatever you do, do not reach for the brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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