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I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotional wall, but a wall made of bricks. Those bricks could be used to keep out his bullshit. Bricks could transform him from friend into neighbor, and I think that’s pretty special.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make a better first name?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because we’ll continue kicking them after they’re in the street.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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